Eeeeepic Rap Battles of Hsssstry






Mr. Mozart

Wolfgang Amadeus

What else can I say?

Your music is a bore.

Composer of the year?

More like the yearly queer

You're not a musician.

You're a student that can't afford his tuition

What are those noises?

Stratching Darts?

That's unbelievable.

Wow, Mozart.

My ass makes better music

So go ahead and chew it

Maybe learn something from it

If not, then go suck it.


Was that a verse, or did you just get the hiccups?

I'm a prodigy, son, and I'm about to smack a bitch up!

My music is two hundred years old, and it's still excellent.

In two more months, the world will forget about how your music is "excellent"!

I can't believe the way you dress when you step out of the house!

You're like a classic Skrillex, and you (ooh!) reek of rotten mouse!

I am the world's greatest composer! No one knows if you're a boat

Except a lonely little troll who knows how to press a note


I'm the king of composing, BITCH, Can't you hear?

I will Bang your Girls selfie on the First day of the Year

You're a Gypsyhooker, you like it in the ear

Cut some of that damn hair off, use it for a beard!

You sit on your lazy ass and make music with a toaster

Your cds kinda stupid... Does have a poster?


Oh yes, I've heard that EP and see, I transcribed it here.

Tell me, what comes after the 68th measure of diarrhea?

And what kind of drugs does it take to enjoy this? I've no idea!

I've seen more complexity in a couch from IKEA!

You go piano to fortississimo!

That means soft to very, very absurd, cause I'm guessing that you didn't know!

Why don't you put down your tiny violin and pick up a real bow?

I rocked harder than you when I was 5 years old!

Who won?

Who's next?


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